CAUSE PORN

  Trolling the internet in search of Japanese girls puking in each others mouths, while hung from the ceiling? Can't sleep and need to gas the rabbit, while a couple of Amazonian beauties explore each other's nether regions? Need a matinee break at the office with your favorite pantless yoga scene? Well why not rub one out while making the world a better place?  Sure, you can bring your own bag to the supermarket, recycle all those beer bottles, turn off a few lights and put some air in your tires, but imagine if every time you jerked-off a few cents went to saving the rain forest?  Talk about changing the world! Your talking hundreds of thousands of dollars.....just in this neighborhood alone.
   FUCK FOR FORESTS is a group founded in Norway, and now operating out of Berlin, that offers videos and photos of sexually explicit material for a membership fee. If the hype is on the level, a good part of the fee goes to funding the group's effort to save endangered tracts of land. So called "Eco-porn" not only puts your dick where her mouth is, it grabs some folding cash in the process.  The internet was built by porn moguls who realized all anyone wanted was a 3-6 min. "scene" of hardcore action, then it was back to spread sheets and inter-office memos. The applications are endless: FUCK FOR PEACE, FUCK FOR FOOD, FUCK FOR THE CHILDREN........maybe there are limits.
    I, for one, applaud this spin on making the world a better place. Admittedly it may be a scam. Maybe it's just a way of not paying taxes, and these guys are laughing all the way to their mansions built from rain forest timber. But maybe not. This could be legit. I say take it one step further. What if we harnessed the energy it took to masturbate? There must be some MIT student out there that could come up with a device that could be adopted for male or female use. I know from personal experience a lot of heat and friction can be the by product of even a short session at FFF. What if we could some how capture that energy and use it to, lets say, power your computer? Those of you who need a little more time could be doing the laundry and running the TV set, all for free. Off the grid, save the whales, feed the poor, polish the motor home, onanistic philanthropy. My credit card # is......