WE SHOW TITTIE

 The first edit of HWSTV is going gangbusters. The animators are working overtime on a segment called "Germination Animation" where we show actual life bursting forth from the ground, in all it's glory, only to be snuffed out by time, friction and gravity. Think Kurosawa on a bender. We're dealing with big issues here people. Shewho and I got great footage of Hollie Witchey talking about her childhood in Canada and everything she had to overcome in order to be the supermodel she is today, as well as bare-breasted footage of Mystery Girl explaining, telepathically, just how she seems to know just where the game is. AND today I finally was able to blow up the turkey. My gun was shooting six inches low. A little compensation and......KA-BOOM! Nothing but feathers.
   I think we all can agree that the BIG issue here is titties. Nowhere on regular TV can you see tittties. OR full on erections for that matter. But baby-steps. Lets take this on two at a time. I for one, feel that like the blog, bare breasts and flashes of ankle should be expected on HWSTV. Any supermodel worth her salt knows that when you are old enough to show tittie.... the price goes up. If we are going to whore out our lifestyle here in _____________NY, I think we should be trailblazers. We'll start with breasts and work our way down the slippery slope of debauchery. 'duardo is coming up with great stuff. We hope to have something in the can by RNButch, Daymond John and DJ Poochie's 4th of July extravaganza. NEXT EPISODE: Mowing the Fields.