Tuesday, December 10, 2013

WHILE YOU ARE IN THE WOODS VENISON STEW

RECIPE
Come out of the woods at dark
Stoke the stove
Cut up an onion
Coat the bottom of a large pot with olive oil 
Open can of whole peeled tomatoes
Squish into pot
Add onions and place on woodstove
Make hot toddy and warm yourself next to stove
Marinate venison stew meat with soy sauce, hot sauce, basil olive oil, salt and pepper
Cut up three red potatoes
Make another drink
Add another log to the fire and potatoes to pot 
Switch to red wine and add to stew
Add venison and can of red bean soup
Remove from stove and place on unheated porch
Sleep
Get up at 5:00 am
Hunt Majestic
Take one step too many and spook a big group of deer in the bowl
Return to house at 11:00 am and place stew back on stove
Stoke the stove
Hunt behind the house in a snow storm and see nothing
When the skies clear drive down to river and hunt the orchard
Tie a stick to a string and toss into the apple tree shaking apples to the ground
See two bald eagles and no deer
Come out of the woods at dark
Take stew from the stove and serve

Serves 6






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