Yesterday, while stoking the woodstove, freezing to death in the shack, I saw that iconic blue and yellow of a NYS Police cruiser pull up in my driveway. Now, it’s not unusual to have Townie or even County cops to stop by for one reason or another, a Statey? Of course, I was torching some afternoon eye medicine. As my blood pressure rose, I had to remind myself that I was completely legal. A lifetime of law breaking (that switched in the blink of an eye) is a tough pathology to ignore.
As the pot smoke billowed out the back door, I went outside to see what the trooper wanted. “Do you own that green synagogue on Glen Wild Rd.?” he asked. My mind raced. Fire? Zucker? Swastikas? “Yes.” I answered. “Are those your cameras?” Again, what cameras? Had old man Zucker rigged up some sort of surveillance system to catch me mowing MY lawn? “The silver camera facing the road.” The cop clarified. “Oh yeah, those are mine.” I explained that they were fake; installed years ago to deter the local youth from breaking in and stealing my sex dolls. He nodded. “I thought so.” He said with a smile. “Why?” I asked. “We had a fatality on Glen Wild road the other night.” Damn. Again.
From The Daily Voice:
Driver Charged In Thompson Pedestrian Crash That Killed Liberty Woman: Police
A 29-year-old Liberty woman has died after being struck by a vehicle in Sullivan County, and the driver is now facing charges of vehicular manslaughter and driving while impaired, State Police report.
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