HELLO TITTY

  For those of you who weren't at church last night: It started promptly at 8:30 pm. Previous to The Band of All Faiths striking up, and the dollars being set ablaze, I laid " playing dead" in the Lion of Judah cage. This gave me the unique opportunity to attend my own funeral. My eyes were closed but my ears were open. After 20 mins. or so all of you actually forgot I was there. I heard everything. As the band played I PUT A CURSE ON YOU, Sharon Tate and Diamond Dave carried me in on an Army stretcher. Then everybody took their shirts off. I don't remember much else. You should've been there. Opening day is Tues.