MAKING A LITTERER

 Opening shot: Billy Bobbie Brown walks out of her Lower East Side apartment building, pushing her little daughter in a stroller and eating a candy bar. She takes the wrapper and absentmindedly tosses it into a garbage can alongside the building. 

Camera pans to a man in a green uniform watching intently as Billy Bobbie chews her candy bar. Camera follows as the young woman turns to walkup Ave. C. The uniformed man follows.

"Miss." he says with authority. "Can I see some ID?" 

Close up: Billy Bobbie furrows her brow. "Huh?" she says in surprise. "Who are you? What did I do?" The baby in the stroller stirs.

The uniformed man flashes a small badge. "Sanitation police. Do you live in that building? Let's see some ID."

     Billy Bobbie does live in the building but as she is new to the apartment, she realizes that all her ID has her previous address on it. "Sanitation Police?" she echoes. "I don't think I have to show you any ID. You aren't real police." At this the uniformed man face grows red as his blood boils. He slams the young woman against a car and cuffs her. Then he gets on his radio. "I got her!" he barks into the radio. Sirens can be heard coming in all directions. The baby screams. Screen goes black.

EIGHTEEN YEARS LATER

    Friends and family greet Billy Bobbie as she emerges from the gates of Sing-Sing Prison. After years of appeals a former tenant has come forward with Billy Bobbie's lease and it is finally proven that she had every right to throw her candy bar wrapper in that garbage can. But the damage is already done. Billy Bobbie will never be the same. The 2020 election is in a week. Her voting rights restored because of a wrongful conviction the now freed, middle aged woman, can't wait to see her daughter and exercise her voting franchise. But first she has to go to the dump. The sanitation police have Billy Bobbie under intense surveillance. They do not accept her innocence. She'll slip up they assure the media. Billy Bobbie is unaware of the scrutiny.

    Drone shot above highway: a line of individuals can be seen in orange jumpsuits, methodically moving along the highway. Each person carries a "grabber" stick. Camera zooms in. Cut to robot "litter cam" searching........searching...... in high grass.....finally a coke can is spotted and grabbed. Camera follows grabbed can into bag and pans up to the picker. It's Billy Bobbie.

Flash back 

    Election day 2020. Billy Bobbie's car is filled with stinky garbage. Her daughter (who she hasn't seen in years and has an unnatural fear of garbage) is coming to visit. Billy Bobbie just has to drop off her bag of fish heads at the dump, then pick up her daughter at the bus. The two will vote together for the first time. But there's a problem. The dump is closed on election day. What can she do? She looks around. The place is deserted. Nobody will notice. As she tosses the bag of fish heads in the bushes sirens can be heard coming from all directions. Drone shot of sanitation police converging on the dump. Billy Bobbie is taken into custody....again! Her daughter votes for Biden.

Epilogue

  As a repeat offender Billie Bobbie gets life without the possibility of parole. One of the fish heads contained a GPS device and her dog Lassie turned state's evidence. It was all a set up. Donations to the Billy Bobbie defense fund can be sent to Hunting With Super Models, care of Mike Osterhout. FREE BILLY BOBBIE NOW!

Any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.