4 DAY, TOP OF THE WOODSTOVE, CURES WHAT AILS YOU, CHICKEN SOUP

Step 1: adapt your lifestyle to heat by wood. Step 2: buy one large red enamel pot. Step 3: wait until it gets below zero and you have a bad cold.

Ingredients

1. large package of chicken thighs

2. one red pepper

3. one white onion

4. one turnip

5. some fresh basil

6. one Fresno (hot) pepper

7. one cup of chicken broth

8. handful of egg noodles

9. one can of pinto beans

Get a good hot fire going in the stove. Put everything in the pot and set on stove. Add a couple of cups of water. Cover with lid. Lay on couch and wrap yourself in Gram's afgan. Over the next four days eat, then put on back porch to freeze. Then repeat. In four days you'll be ready to go back to work.