DISPOSABLE NEW YEAR

So far 2010 has been the year of technological advances at my shack. First Shewho bought me a Flip camcorder for Xmas. I had dropped enough hints to be pretty sure I was gonna score there. It takes the place of my old disposable cameras I used to buy at CVS drugs to do my tv show- disposabletv. This camera is great. It's made by puredigital technologies, the same company that makes the disposable ones. The tiny lens is sharp and the mic. is crisp. It's about as big as a pack of smokes.

Just before New Years I started shooting a new episode. It started with taking the two bucks I shot to Lester- the taxidermist. Then I played a song. Then I cooked some chili, loaded the woodstove and shot Ray Gilkey (the cat) sitting on the chair. Then I went to a New Years eve party at Slick's, began work on WSSP II and played another song. That's how my tv show goes. In the second episode I bought a new Mac, went ice fishing, played another song and got a satellite dish for high speed internet. Now I'm hooked up.

I've been avoiding these upgrades for years. It's my pathology. I still don't have a cell phone, and have a rotary phone in the kitchen. Neither of these things will change any time soon, but I must admit fast internet is a joy. So now I'm trying to figure a way to post these shows on the web. Youtube has a 10 minute limit and so far I've been unable to upload anything. I said download and Shewho corrected me. I'm so grateful for her putting me straight. Disposabletv- upload. Porn-download. Got it.

The third episode is scheduled for this weekend. I was gonna go to Ct. to see my nephew Brian and his wife Emily's new little baby girl- Payton Rose, and shoot the show around her. Instead I'm forced to work long hours in the DTV studios, on a photo shoot with supermodels Marianna Louise and Uschi. Lets see- new little screaming baby or two supermodels in various states of undress cavorting on my coyote and beaver pelts? I didn't invest in all this high tech. for nothing. The show in my head must go on. Stay tuned.